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Pronounced: One-Pon-say-day-lay-on

I once said

"Sera esta la tierra donde puedo encontrar la Fuente De La Juventud."
Is this the land where I can find the fountain of youth?

WARNING

Please do not be offended by the writings in this blog because it is written in Juan Ponce de Leon's POV and it may insult some races but this is mainly to stick to his original perspectives and goals.

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS SO FETCHHH

Dear Diary,
OMGOMGOMG
If anyone has Christopher Columbus's phone number or email, please share it with me. His last few voyages were AMAZINGGG I can't even. I want to go with him next time to see the world, have adventures, discover the undiscovered, and famefamefameeee.

Please comment below if you know him, thanks <3
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  1. CrystalDecember 23, 2015 at 6:51 PM

    JUAN AND ONLY JUAN, I'VE GOT CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS'S EMAILLL
    columbus.10.12.1492@gmail.com
    (it's a legit email)
    BACK TO THE FUTURE CUZ 10/12/1492 IS COLUMBUS DAY BUT ITS OK.

    From: Crystalpher Columbus

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  2. AnonymousDecember 23, 2015 at 6:57 PM

    Yes! You are welcome to join me anytime. I need a dedicated and passionate man like you on the trip. Let's find new land together!

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  3. AnonymousDecember 23, 2015 at 6:59 PM

    I predict you'll find new land on 10/12/1492 and I bet I'm right.

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